Quafe Hyper

<b>Quafe Hyper</b> is a new energy drink from the Quafe Company released to celebrate the Federation Grand Prix. Based on the popular <i>Quafe Ultra's</i> delightful mix of promuform-and-guarana with just a hint of mango and a dash of passion fruit, this hyperspeed party-in-a-can is enhanced with proprietary Quafe nanoparticles responsive to popular brands of subcranial nanocontroller personal enhancements, such as the LD-X100 range from Lai Dai! This hypermodern beverage will give you all the energy you and your favorite augmentations can handle! Not recommended for non-augmented children under 3, people with high blood pressure lacking nano-monitors, diabetics without neo-insulin implants, or epileptics sensitive to psychoactive nanoparticles. Quafe accepts no responsibility for injuries inflicted on the self, third-parties or property under the influence of Quafe Hyper. <i>Quafe Corporation recommends the PKN Interstellar HyperNet as a stable and reliable alternative to traditional FTL communications networks!</i> <b>Trademark, Copyright and all rights reserved by The Quafe Company: <i>the largest manufacturer of soft drinks in the universe!</i></b>

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